Traffic police pudicha ?

hi

back with a small idea, just got from nitin. Nama class pasanga ellam police ( traffic police ) kita matina enna dialog adipanga, epdi react pannuvanganu oru post eluthudanu sonnan. athaan, this post

situation : pasanga helmet podama matikiranga, over speed vera. police sergeant kita matikitanga

Police : Helmet illa, over speed vera, 500 fine katriya ? 50 enaku vetriya ?

Nitin

sir, 50 ellam illa sir, purse la 10 ruba iruku. athukuda juice kudikalamenu vachiruken. 50 ruba ellam iruntha na helmet a vangiduven sir. venuna parunga .. 10 rupees thaan, athukuda change
helmet vachirunthen sir atha yavano ( tboy ) sututan. parunga lock kuda odanchiruku ( police ke alva )
sir, urgent a ponum sir.
intha 10 rupees venuna vachikonga.
na overspeed ponathuku mark vachirukeengala ? 10 rupees vangunathuku ethavathu receipt kudunga ( adapavi .. lancham kudukrathuku receipt )


police a intha mathiri aala vituduvanga

Srikant

Sir, actually na vanthutrunthen sir, konjam raise panna enna aguthunu pathen, apdiye speed eri helmet paranthuduchu sir, atha thaan thedi vanthutrunthen neenga pudichiteenga

(police.. enna kaathu kuthuriya ? eduda fine or 50 )

sir, purse la oru 30 rupees iruku, ungala mathiri yaravathu vanthu keta kuduka vachiruken, ipo thaan oru picha karanuku 5 rupees poten so 25 thaan iruku. konjam adjust pannikonga ( ivan enikavathu semathiya vangi kata poran )

Nari

Sir, athu vanthu. ( police konjam athati, fine edu edu edu )
Sir, neenga venuna intha 500 + 50 yum vachikonga. ipo aala vidunga ( ivan romba bayapaduvan )

VC

Sir, naane ithaan first time vandi oota pazhaguren, enkita vanthu helmet kekureengale
purse la emergency money oru 100 rupees iruku. 50 rupees ku change thantheengana tharen

Raghuram

( small exception .. ivan cycle la poi ivane matikiran .. parunga )

Police orama ninutu irukaru...
Raghuram : ( straight a police kita poi ) sir, intha cycle ku innum enga veetla helmet vangala, vangina odane potukuren ...
Police : na ethavathu ketena .. en da kalankathala vanthu en uyira vangure
Raghuram : sir, athukila, oru citizen a en kadamaya seiya vendama... evlo fine nu sollunga katiduren. konjam over speed a poitennu nenakiren athukum sethu
Police : dei, varathe oota cycle .. ithuku unaku ivlo nakala .. poda po
Raghuram : oru porupula police a irunthuthu ipdi ellam pesa kudathu sir, vanthathuku evlo fine nu sollunga , na katiduren ...

( intha mathiri pasangala thiruthave mudiyathu )

Logesh

Logesh : hi dooode, wassup
Police : fine eduda .. varathu overspeed ithula nakala englishla pechu vera
Logesh : adu vandu ..
Police : enna da vandu , e, kosu nu ... tamil varatha ? unaku magalir police thaan layaku
Logesh : hi baabe, wassup
Lady police : en da, eve teasing panrathe thappu, nee oru pen police a eve tease panriya ? unna

( he is a gamer .. he doesnt know tamil, english, french, ellame arakora )


Jegan ( cartman )

Police : overspeed , helmet ila .. fine edu ..
Jegan : holy crap
Police : oh, thora englishla keta thaan katuvaro ! hmm ...
Jegan : shit dude
Police : how would you like to pay your fine ?
Jegan : how would you like to suck my b***s
Police : adingu .. mavane .. laadan katuna thaan nee sari patu varuve .
Jegan : oh, f***

( he still is a cartman ... watch southpark to know about cartman )

Pradep -- glamour king

Pradep : sir, itho red helmet, vandi speed kuda less than 50, epdi sir enna pudikireenga ?
Police : adapavi, redcolor helmet, red color bike, yellow shirt, blue cooling glass, en da, kalangathala ipdi pannitiye da
Pradep : na enna pannen ?
Police : dei, nee poturuka shirt a pathutu , orange signalnu nenachu, ellarum red signal apove vandi eduthutanga da, unnala, morning traffic a control pannave mudila. athumatumillama, red helmet vera, evano puthusa vandi oturavan, signal rednu nenachu sudden a brake potu, inga paru da evlo collision nu ..
ungala mathiri aalungala ........

( glamour king ku ithellam saaaatharanamapppa )