Traffic police pudicha ?

hi

back with a small idea, just got from nitin. Nama class pasanga ellam police ( traffic police ) kita matina enna dialog adipanga, epdi react pannuvanganu oru post eluthudanu sonnan. athaan, this post

situation : pasanga helmet podama matikiranga, over speed vera. police sergeant kita matikitanga

Police : Helmet illa, over speed vera, 500 fine katriya ? 50 enaku vetriya ?

Nitin

sir, 50 ellam illa sir, purse la 10 ruba iruku. athukuda juice kudikalamenu vachiruken. 50 ruba ellam iruntha na helmet a vangiduven sir. venuna parunga .. 10 rupees thaan, athukuda change
helmet vachirunthen sir atha yavano ( tboy ) sututan. parunga lock kuda odanchiruku ( police ke alva )
sir, urgent a ponum sir.
intha 10 rupees venuna vachikonga.
na overspeed ponathuku mark vachirukeengala ? 10 rupees vangunathuku ethavathu receipt kudunga ( adapavi .. lancham kudukrathuku receipt )


police a intha mathiri aala vituduvanga

Srikant

Sir, actually na vanthutrunthen sir, konjam raise panna enna aguthunu pathen, apdiye speed eri helmet paranthuduchu sir, atha thaan thedi vanthutrunthen neenga pudichiteenga

(police.. enna kaathu kuthuriya ? eduda fine or 50 )

sir, purse la oru 30 rupees iruku, ungala mathiri yaravathu vanthu keta kuduka vachiruken, ipo thaan oru picha karanuku 5 rupees poten so 25 thaan iruku. konjam adjust pannikonga ( ivan enikavathu semathiya vangi kata poran )

Nari

Sir, athu vanthu. ( police konjam athati, fine edu edu edu )
Sir, neenga venuna intha 500 + 50 yum vachikonga. ipo aala vidunga ( ivan romba bayapaduvan )

VC

Sir, naane ithaan first time vandi oota pazhaguren, enkita vanthu helmet kekureengale
purse la emergency money oru 100 rupees iruku. 50 rupees ku change thantheengana tharen

Raghuram

( small exception .. ivan cycle la poi ivane matikiran .. parunga )

Police orama ninutu irukaru...
Raghuram : ( straight a police kita poi ) sir, intha cycle ku innum enga veetla helmet vangala, vangina odane potukuren ...
Police : na ethavathu ketena .. en da kalankathala vanthu en uyira vangure
Raghuram : sir, athukila, oru citizen a en kadamaya seiya vendama... evlo fine nu sollunga katiduren. konjam over speed a poitennu nenakiren athukum sethu
Police : dei, varathe oota cycle .. ithuku unaku ivlo nakala .. poda po
Raghuram : oru porupula police a irunthuthu ipdi ellam pesa kudathu sir, vanthathuku evlo fine nu sollunga , na katiduren ...

( intha mathiri pasangala thiruthave mudiyathu )

Logesh

Logesh : hi dooode, wassup
Police : fine eduda .. varathu overspeed ithula nakala englishla pechu vera
Logesh : adu vandu ..
Police : enna da vandu , e, kosu nu ... tamil varatha ? unaku magalir police thaan layaku
Logesh : hi baabe, wassup
Lady police : en da, eve teasing panrathe thappu, nee oru pen police a eve tease panriya ? unna

( he is a gamer .. he doesnt know tamil, english, french, ellame arakora )


Jegan ( cartman )

Police : overspeed , helmet ila .. fine edu ..
Jegan : holy crap
Police : oh, thora englishla keta thaan katuvaro ! hmm ...
Jegan : shit dude
Police : how would you like to pay your fine ?
Jegan : how would you like to suck my b***s
Police : adingu .. mavane .. laadan katuna thaan nee sari patu varuve .
Jegan : oh, f***

( he still is a cartman ... watch southpark to know about cartman )

Pradep -- glamour king

Pradep : sir, itho red helmet, vandi speed kuda less than 50, epdi sir enna pudikireenga ?
Police : adapavi, redcolor helmet, red color bike, yellow shirt, blue cooling glass, en da, kalangathala ipdi pannitiye da
Pradep : na enna pannen ?
Police : dei, nee poturuka shirt a pathutu , orange signalnu nenachu, ellarum red signal apove vandi eduthutanga da, unnala, morning traffic a control pannave mudila. athumatumillama, red helmet vera, evano puthusa vandi oturavan, signal rednu nenachu sudden a brake potu, inga paru da evlo collision nu ..
ungala mathiri aalungala ........

( glamour king ku ithellam saaaatharanamapppa )

Paradise lost - Glam

hi

just now got an idea.. how about making a movie out of daily activities from our college days ?
it should really be fun ..
dont mind my accent and language, it sometimes gets bored when i type ..

where to begin ???

i cant start from my first semester .. cos.. i am not the hero of the story !!
This is supposed to be a small story .. so definitely i am not involved .. hmm .. not sure.. i am involved but not in the hero place !! ok .. no more talks ..

lets get into action ..

where did the story start . i have no idea !! do you all ?? its a small story .. let it start my way

ok .. let me remember .. i guess .. it was my 3rd semester ..
wait wait wait .. who's the hero ?? who's the heroine ? wat s the story ?

wait for all yours questions .. at the end .. you will all know ( i dont know how to end this )

let me make one thing first .. hero could be as good as our thalaivar ( vijay ) or black hero ( super star ) or may be ajith ( he got a new baby ) or even surya ( why me !!! )
ha ha .. i have no rights to compare super star with him ...

intro .. every story or movie will have a glamourous heroine intro .. we have a glamour hero !!
( ha ... now you know who our hero is !!!!! )

hero is studying his third semester .. ( i am not sure )
he gets a anonymous messages from a girl ( may be the heroine )
he has forgotten her presence so long that he never knew she existed !! ( may be she studied with him earlier )

oh .. wat then .. wait .. am thinking !!!

hmm .. few things about hero .. he always was a good boy ( its a lie .. story line says hero lies a lot .. he started to like small things !! )
he s always late to everything .. ( yeah .. tat s becos he has a family to take care of .. i mean he has to pack his lunch himself and bring to college .. ) ok .. i guess hero intro is enough .. cos it is a familiar face !! he he .. ( dont say i dont see discovery channel .. ) ( no bad words )

one day .. where we left .. i mean .. he got a message right .. from there ..
that day onwards .. hero speaks with himself .. ( or may be someone )
he sees the mobile .. ( i am not going to call it mobile again .. it is a sengal )
he sees it .. laughs at it ( i should say smile right .. no .. i mean .. no evil smiles here )

daily after 10 pm .. it gets busy ( though i am not calling him after tat time )

it gets recharged .. it gets topped up .. ( i mean .. he does everything regularly !! ha ha .. no senthil .. dont laugh .. the story is going right )

now .. i dont speak of girls generally ( i mean the heroine right .. no discussions )

we will go for a new character ..
he is very close to hero ( sakalathans ...... senthil coined this word .. )

now .. as everyone knows .. story goes this way ..
hero .. and his close friend .. looks at a girl !!! ( may be heroine .. may be not )


one day .. she asks our hero about future ! ( higher studies etc )

hero .. he is really a stupid fellow .. he doesnt know wat to say ..
as every movie states, hero becomes rich overnite .. omg.. our hero is a honest man ( he doesnt know what that means )
instead of dealing with heroine .. he challenges his family members .. he gets a good DREAM JOB


he takes things fun .. so doesnt care it is serious !! ( may be here is the twist .. he s studying every time .. all the time .. anytime .. i mean .. time .. he doesnt waste it )
hi.. wassup .. i heard u playing pudge wars !! (lol)
anyways he doesnt care about it .. he s as good as a new fone ( we will love to get another better model when we got one !! .. he too .. tries to get a good one when he's got one !! i meant the mobile ............................................. )


now wat .. hero has to take care of everything ..
he's not done with his life .. he gets placed in an IT company ...
he thinks to take care of everything .. another opportunity ?
route is clear again now .. he has another track to run !!! ( i mean .. life .. the life track .. job .. earning .. i mean .. dont laugh )

ok ..
story will continue when he goes further .. but its a small story right .. so it ends here !!

hero uses "airtel .. the network that never lets u down" !! ( why now .??? i dont know .. )
i thought i should tell a message at the end of the story !!

( oh .. story ended .. stupid post )

watever .. comment please !!


STORY : Fate
SCREENPLAY : Siva
DIALOGUE : hero and others
DIRECTION : omfg

Treat in 200

hi

i wanted to post this topic after a few more, but right now i feel this is better one to get posted.

august 11th was my friend's birthday .. radha krishnan from mechanical dept of our college ..
he gave his first treat in his whole life time ( since the days i knew him, he never gave any treat )

this time was a special occasion " dont miss it in your life time " -- this was the message spreading to all the mobile fones of our friends, radha s giving treat .. we never believed it was true at all ..

finally tat day .. i got a message at 8 pm saying .. treat .. come soon ..
i went and saw a handful of friends, hanging out for the treat .
just some 6 of them .. i din know the budget , place or watever u name it .. simply i went out for wishing him .. ( at nite 8pm .. lol )

then we planned to start , time was 8 30 .. it was ok ..
( i have a protocol to be followed in my family .. dont go out late than 8 30 .. i have to be at home maximum at 9 pm )

he din say where he was taking us to .. or the budget ..
nothing .. just including him were 7 of them .. walking on road and chatting ..

trust me .. when school friends meet .. it really is wonderful in chatting ..
u see others never changed at all .. and they sense the same with you ..
just konjam kalaichitu .. konjama kindal pannitu .. avanavan aala vachu oatitu .. fun ..

ok .. finally we reached a place ..
ithaan da hotel !! - radha ..

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ....
after a few mins of enquiry .. others came out with a conclusion .. it was little bigger than a tea stall !! just with couple of tables for others to sit and chat .. i guess it was only for chat ..

ok .. sari vidunga .. pathukalam ..
wat is the budget da ..

200 da ..
great .. 200 per person is really goodnu nambi ...... poiten ..
paatha 200 for all .. tat means totalla .. 200 thaan !!
evankitayum extra kaasu illa ...

bill thanduchuna .. avlo thaan ..

paravla .. we waited some 10 mins to get seat ..
then ordered parotas .. 7 set ..
dosa .. 6 set ..
chappati .. 1 set ..

vayiru fulla saptoma illayanu theriyala .. but full of fun ..
romba romba jolly a aduthavana kalaichite saptutome ..

surprise ennana .. bill was 156 !!

ithu tehrinchiruntha en treat a kuda ingaye vachirupen !! missed !!

then .. ok ..
kelambalam na .. avan baaki oru 44 rupees irukula .. so juice sapdalamnu kutitu ponan ..

anga poi .. lemon juice ..
then a small cake ..
ellame within budget la ..

veliya vanthu konjam paani poori vera saptanunga !
nalla pasanga ......

this is one of my favourite treats aayiduchu ...
low budget .. but with high quality entertainment and fun !!

really u guys missed it ........

Ithaan nadanthathu - part 2 !!

hi

welcome back ..
hotella nadantha comedy thaan aniki full day sirika vachatha ..

budget planned was 3000 .. everyone from our gang ( 3 per .. 1000 each )
total members invited was 11 ..

1. Pradep
2. Senthil ( vegetarian )
   
3. Siva
4. P.Vignesh ( ivan sapdatha janthuve illa )
   
5. Vinoth ( hostel)
6. Vinoth - bun
7. Rajesh ( vegetarian )
   
8. Nitin ( pakka non vegetarian )
   
9. Kalaichelvan ( pradep's frnd )
10. Nari ( vegetarian )
    
11. Surendar

hmm ..
ok

intha post a kuda renda pirikalam .. but romba lengthy a irukum .. athaan ..

naanga seekrame poitome .. me and senthil along with hostel boys .. so we took our table .. and ordered ..
ponnusamy hotel onnum cheap illa .. starters a oru 1000 rupees ku mela gaali ..
pasanga niruthura mathiriye illa ..

naangale valu katayama nirutha vachu .. went to dinner menu ( biriyani for all )

only thing we were worried was about the bill .. athu kuda extra evlo aanalum pradep thaan podanum .. avan thaan konjam feel pannan ..
fotos ellam eduthome .. bun kita iruku .. vangi aparama potuduren ..


Ordered items :

1. Prawns ( golden prawns )
2. Fish ( finger fish )
3. Chicken ( country chicken fry , chicken gravy or something, chicken biriyani, chicken tikka )
4. Mutton ( mutton biriyani )
5. Beef ( vita add pannite povangala .. antha hotella athellam illa )
6. Crab ( bun .. took this serious test )
7. Rabbit ( weak hearted fellows .. dont read this .. nejamave rabbit saptanga .. pasanga nalla vela anga oru quarter plate thaan irunthuthu .. athoda niruthitanga ..ps: na neja rabbita nerla kuda pathathilla -- senthil )

hmm .. ivlo itema sapta .. bill enga porathu ..

Vignesh -- hostel .. ivan sapdatha item a illa .. ella animalsayume sapturukan
blue cross la ivana thaan ulla podanum .. nallavela menu la ethavathu extrava irunthuruntha try pannirupan ..


aana nalla vela it was around 2800 ..
tips oru 20 rupees ( serve pannavan kadupairupan )



bill innum romba perusa irunthuthu .. naan items ellam maranthuten ..
ok ..

intha post ithoda pothum ..

ithukum mela pota .. padikiravangaluku bore adichidum ..
yaravathu kadupayitangana ( comment adichu post a delete panniduvanga .. so am not taking risks )


ok

meet u all soon ( next post odane kuda potuduven .. but itha padichu sollunga .. nalaki kandippa update .. yaravathu kutu senthu ethavathu panna try panna .. atha aparama gavanichikiren )

ok
bye friends ..


take care
all the best for assessments ( notes mattum konjam xerox eduthudunga )