Pros and Cons of having wife/girlfriend in the same office !!

hi

once again . after a long time here is a small treat for all my blogging friends ..

this topic is actually with a lot more controversies from my side. It may look easier to post and comment, but simply, my side is a lot heavier right now. I have to grow to be a responsible person.
Friends close to me, friends away from me, everyone should know by this time, i have my girlfriend ( wife ) in my office itself !! and so, here comes the real pros and cons.

PROS:

Lets begin everything with the pros. actually having your wife in the same office is quite effective in terms of

• traveling
• time of traveling
• time to start home ( if u have a home nearby, then its a real treat. Work late hours not bothered about wife waiting for you, in turn, more income, much higher position. )
• In time of crisis, something happens to you at office, really your wife can care !!
• Your medical funds double :) -- really, either u or your wife has now changed to both u and ur wife !!
• All your allowances double -- !! if you are in a dream company and ur wife too.. then it is a great treat !!
• If in same team, then really .. u can put ur work on her !!!! ( just kidding )
• u can ask her do ur ppts, home works !! he he ..

enough of pros.. the more i start telling the more it gets sick !!


lets come to the problems we face !!

CONS :

Everything that has advantages comes with sacrifices. Here are the sacrifices you have to make !

1. No more PS3 or XBOX !! ======= DAMN THEM !!

2. Traveling can be done with only one person --- ur wife !!

3. If you plan to go for parties ... lol .. no way !!

4. U cannot eat your lunch with your so called friends.

5. If your wife is held up in work, you have to wait as long as it takes !....

6. For those who dont do the 5th point if u leave home without her, she would call you again and get you to pick her up !!

7. Even if u do the 6th part or even if u dont, the worst part is, u get to buy the groceries, make dinner in case she doesnt come home !!

8. Saturday and sundays .. u cannot escape by telling u have OVERTIME and go for movies !!

9. At all days u get to see the same face ( he he ... i think this one is really funny )

10. Bike la porapo .. or shopping porapo .. or office la oru ponnu kuda pesina .. u know the consequences !! strictly no more sight seeing !!

11. Veetla u have to wash the dish, clean the floors and do laundry ( pondati podavaya ellam thovakanum ) . ( she earns as much as u .. so u shud work as much .. actually more at home .. than her !! )

12. Last but not least,

" veetla nimathiya illanu kovil pona .. angayum onnu amanama thirithu " it is pazhamozhi ..

" office la thaan vela vela nu alachutu veetuku pona .. angayum ellam naamale pakanum " enna koduma saravanan ithu !! --- ithu puthumozhi .. ha ha .. i made this up !! still needs further touching ..


TIP OF THE DAY :

Anthakaalam la

Husband velaki poitu veetuku varumpothu, wife will stay in the "vaasal" and get him home, give him coffee or something, snacks ... kaal amuthi viduvanga .. then make him comfortable. Nite dinner parimaruvanga, will wait until husband eats and then will eat on the same plate or "BANANA LEAF".


inthakaalamla!!

Here after, it will be like, husband goes home earlier planning to take rest, but has to wait for his wife to come, he sits with her, kaala amuthi vidrathu, thala pidichu vidurathu and then make coffee, snacks .. sariya panalana .. thitu vera vangitu .. then should buy vegetables .. fruits .. do all the work. wait for his wife to eat .. then eat the "micham meethi food" athayum veetla iruka "naai" ku podanum, dish ellam wash pananum then tired a vanthu oru 11ku padthukanum. If wife feels too much work tension, she wont let you sleep !! she will tell all stories. Athayum porumaya ketutu .. thoonganum .

Morning seekrame elunthu, coffee potu kuduthutu .. breakfast a fast a pannitu.. lunch ( office la provide pana neenga escape ) vera kati kuduthutu .. avanga kudave kelambanum. Office la drop pannitu .. ammadiyo nu vanthu seat la ukaranum.. APAPO ungala kuptute irupanga .. ithu sariyila .. athu sariyilla nu kora sollite irupanga.. neenga athellam kuda poruthutu iruntha ..

" INTHA NAAL MATTUM ILLAI .. ELLA NAALUM INIYA NAAL "

So friends, besides all the pros, the cons dominate us !!
if your wife joins your company... i think u better change the company !! ha ha

have a great deal out of your life !! ( forget your wife ) == intha line ke enaku ena nadaka pothunu therla !! he he ...

meet you all in the next post ! take care until then ..

by the way i have changed my mobile number !!

9789052029 ---- this is my new num !! just update yourselves !!

How vetti are you ?

hi

this post is not a quiz or tips to use your vetti time.
its not like killing time with some stupid stuff .. this is just a stupid topic i got while driving.

Have you all wondered why some companies are called dream ?
all i could think of and got few answers ...

1. Dream companies for some persons .. are always dream .. People restrict their dreams and feel that is the highest possible thing they can achieve .. i have once answered to a HR regarding dreams .. " when you stop dreaming, that means you have achieved " .. but none of us stop our dreams .. which means .. we havent achieved yet ...

2. In dream companies like ours .. things are so fine that we literally sleep and dream things ..
almost all the time, we can be found sleepy .. and dream dream dream !!!

3. In some companies, everything is a dream. The office, the machines, the work and even the technology they use or invent.. everything is like a dream. A dream coming true. Once you enter such companies, u start complaining others a lot, becos they dont live upto your dream ...

But, why am i saying this .. does this have anything to speak with the topic today ? ofcourse.


Just if, we people .. our college batch .. our CSE batch .. our friends become CEO of some company one day. or start a new company and become the chairman !!!

we in such a dream position, if given a chance to select our motto !! ... yeah .. that s right .. that s the topic !!

Glamour king - Pradep Kumar

This is cool to start. It is always a fun to start with pradep !! ... the motto would be the same .. always ..
SMALL IS SMALL (this one .. i framed for him !! )
THINK SMALL ( in general .. )


Senthil

Cool guy. Actually not cool .. lol ..
the motto would be : Shit happens ( from forest gump )

Raguram

The awesomest guy of our class ( i am kidding ) ..
he is one of the kind of guys who pester a lot ..
the motto would be : Produce good children ( his life ambition actually )

Srinivas Varma

The real awesome dude .. our gadget guru !!

the motto would be : shut up man ( he always uses this .. )
or perhaps .. could be .. " I wont tell anyway "


Prashanth

Actually the mokkai person ever ..
the motto is also a mokkai : Sachin is god ( has no relation watsoever with the company )

Deepak - ted

I always told him he was a small boy .. see his messenger id !! deepak_ted ..
the motto would be : We are rowdy boys !!!

and perhaps their company will be manufacturing lollypop for last bench rowdies !!


Siva

Oh .. this person is the most coolest, awesomest, funniest, handsome, intelligent and smart looking person i ever met !! ( lol .. that s me .. )

my motto would apparently be : Defence of the Ancients ( ha .. that was not funny .. i truely would have that motto when i start a company ) with a small subphrase .. " get addicted "


Jegan

the coolest, awesomest guy !! sometimes refered as gay person .. but truely .. no idea !!

his motto would probably be : Screw you guys ! am going home !! ( ah .. it happens so gay dude .. i cant help it )

[ HEY IDIOT .. THIS IS WAT I HAVE TYPED ALREADY !! U FIND THIS OFFENDING U ? ]

Vinod - bun

one of the other coolest guys !!
his motto would be : Why blood .. same blood !!


Vinod - hostel ..

A very good friend !!
his motto would be : KULIKATHA !!!!!!!!!!! ( Aloud )


Vijay chidambaram

i know i shudnt be typing it here !! but who cares .. its my blog .. i write shit !!

his motto would be : Smriti da !! ( when some asked him the good girl of the class, we all decided not to vote for anyone .. but VC .. he came up with only one answer !! smriti da !! )


Nitin

ha .. the chennai local dude with his tongue !! not with his looks ...

his motto would be : Other Than Hardly Anything !! ( actually see only the capital letters )




and thanks guys !!
dont feel like continuing this today ..
will try to update it later !!
have fun with ur career life !!

I ran into an angel !!!

I took a shot on the pub with all the guts i had.
Suddenly a beautiful looking girl sat beside me and looking at me and smiling with her soft white face.

She was so beautiful as an angel, perhaps with two glittering white wings, that soar high in the sky and make a perfect flight. Ah, Nevermind, i said to myself, u r very high dude !!

Besides my effort to ignore her, i felt like the girl is stalking at me so long . Finally, i decided to break the silence,

Me: Do i know u ?
She: I dont know that, but i know you.
Me: Oh. Have u met me before ? Or .. ( i am a great person to be remembered i guess ) ..
She: I have been seeing you for a long time.
Me: Oh ( did she say she is seeing me ? oh god .. no .. i have a girl friend ) .. What ?
She: I have noticed you a long time.

Taking another shot of the scotch over the table, i looked at her with all my thoughts confused, who the hell is she and i never even remember her ..

Me: Am sorry, i think i am pretty high to remember the occasion we have seen each other.
She: Its ok .. i can deal with it.
Me: No.. please tell me, how do u know me ? How many times have we met.
She: Perhaps we have seen each other almost everyday. At work, at school, at tution centres and even at your interview.

Damn. I am so confused, who is she. May be someone i have missed to see. ( really, i have a great girl friend, so it is natural for me to miss out some other beautiful girls. But, how did i not even remember her face ? )

Her face is so calm, that could not be mistaken for anything else. Her smile is so bright, it can bring up the entire energy lost during a day's work. She would really be a substitute of any mother in the world with such a passion and care and love. But, who the hell is she for me to remember ?

How can i have forgotten such a face. I had no idea except to continue the conversation.

Me: U said, u have seen me at all times, how come ? and u were a child when i was too ?
She: Oh, nothing like that dear. I have seen u and cared for every step you have taken in your life.

Is she some sort of mother ? Holy angel ? Or just a stalker to get my attention ?

Me: Were you stalking me for a long time ?
She: ( smiling ) No dear. I have no reason to stalk someone. Even if i do, people will only like it.
Me: Not really, i have a girl friend, and so i wont want u to stalk me.

Smiling again. I should say her smile is mysterious, as if the god himself has come to the bar to chit chat with one of his stupidest creations.

Me: Ok. lets cut the crap. Can u tell me where have me met ? and what occasions in precise ?

She: So, if that is what you wish now, i can say you. When you were born, u were given the priceless mole on the right arm wrist, i was there looking at your grin on your new born face.
When you grew up, you were given the artistic talent that only a few recieve along with a great analytical and logical skills.

I started to wonder, people say, most of the people fall into right brain or left brain category. When u r logically good and imaginative, u fall into one category, when u r analytically good and great with math, u fall into other. I was always a hybrid mix.

She: When u wrote your exams, i was near you looking at your beautiful handwriting. When you finished your exams and waited for your 10th results, i crossed my fingers. You got your centum in the mathematics paper. You were given the talent of playing chess and strategically thinking.
All the time, i have been proud of you.

When you wrote your 12th standard public exam, i wished you clear and get good college, and u got the same. I was always there when you wanted me. Even when u wanted the girl of your love, i was smiling at you saying myself "thats a good choice, i myself cant have chosen someone better than her" . when all things came and you have to take responsibility, there i was at your interview, clearing you desk to desk from the easiest to the toughest of all you had to clear.

And finally, when you wanted to get your girl into your own organization, there i was looking at you and helping you through.

( oops.. there i am .. highly confused. Is it due to the alcohol i consumed or the scotch was expired 100 years or so .. or somethng else ? how can this girl know every possible circumstance that i have encountered in my life and still, i couldnt remember the face. How come i miss such a face in my life ? )

Me: i am so confused now.. why are you here now ?
She: Nothing, just came to see you and say, i am always there for you, whether u need me or not, i will be watching you . Drinking is not good for your health, whatever problems you are facing, will fade very soon. Dont worry.

( i couldnt imagine how soothing such words, coming from an angel. I lost the interest of scotch and turned down the glass as a sign of i wont be consuming you again dear. The angel glided away as if her feet were not on the ground and her wings were battling for a flight. I grabbed my coat, tipped the waiter and rushed. I had a glimpse of her beauty one last time, i asked her name)

She: LUCK ...
and there she vanished ..
And i know, she vanished only from the place and not from my life !